I was born and raised in Moseley. I shop, eat, and spend my leisure time locally. Like many Moseleyites, what attracted me, (and many of you I’m sure, dear reader) was it’s steadfast rurality in the heart of urban Birmingham. Where else can you see the long shadows of cricketers spilling across the village green of a warm summer evening ? Or enjoy a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake, whilst pondering over whether to watch “Heartbeat” or “Peak Practice” ? These are things we all enjoy, things I’m sure none of us ever want to change.
But change comes, and with change must come fear. We have all seen the signs. Baseball caps have trebled in appearance. White trainers have almost doubled in popularity, and there is now a car passing by you on the high street, playing extremely loud garage music, every 30 seconds. Our quiet, happy, paradise is being integrated, under our very noses, into the dark heart of King’s Heath, and there seems to be very little we can do about it. Or is there? I propose direct, violent action. We will march on King’s Heath’s headquarter’s (International Stock),under the combined leadership of representatives of the Chantry Rd Tennis Club (in assocation with the Chantry Rd Mafia ), The Sage Moseley Defence Unit and elite forces from the Sandford Road massive. (Big Up Yourselves!) We will destroy the very heart of their community when we destroy International Stock, and then occupy Blockbuster. Then we will own them, and they will give us the respect we deserve. It’s time for action Moseleyite’s.