Normal folk were horrified to learn today that right on their very doorsteps, lurks a charnel house of evil. This brick edifice of doom lies near the hinter land of King’s Heath, in full view of children, young mothers and the elderly, few of whom can suspect it’s grisly purpose. A local man made the awful discovery when he went to a friend’s house for a social visit. When he arrived, he was horrified to find two pale men in dark suits inside hovering around his friend, Mr.Arpnummf, who appeared to be sleeping. The man rushed to defend his friend from these fiends, but more of the pale, be-suited demons arrived and restrained him while others carried out strange, secret rituals. They then carried Mr.Arpnumff away in a strange elongated black car, to this very house of death. They took him inside and Mr.X could no longer see what was going on. He waited ’til nightfall and broke in, only to find himself surrounded by pale, still people in decorative wooden boxes. Among them his friend, Mr.Arpnumff. Some were being filled with strange fluids, while others had been grotesquely made up. Mr.X commented ” It be the black magic arts, I’ll bet my boots.”

A torch wielding mob will be gathering at 9:00 pm.

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