Simon says “Drug Frenzy”. Everyone wants to legalise drugs. The police, the media and politicians are all mad for it. The legalisation of marijuana has been dominating the national agenda recently, disregarding war crimes, famine and other problems that afflict foreigners. Fair enough I say, lets talk about things we know love and trust, and we know, love and trust drugs.But while we’re on the subject, why settle for the half-measures offered by the government ? As someone once said “Why trust one drug and not the other ?” Let’s have real freedom of choice. Lets legalise crack. Give me the little, white rocks, and the mind-bending lunacy that goes with them. I want the right to go on a three day spree of armed robberies. I want the right to sell my mum to a dealer. Fags and beer kill more people a year than crack. Probably. In fact, let’s go one better and precribe it. For all the politicians. Then we’ll get some proper decision making done.
Prescribe it to hippies, so they get something done for a change. Prescribe it to kids.Give ‘em something to aim for.
Simon, whilst thoroughly enjoying the odd pipe-full now and again, does not in any way recommend crack. Unless you got to pop a cap in some muthafucka’s ass.