Local residents were thrown into a paradox over the weekend when evidence began to appear around Moseley that things might not be as they seem. As readers of LibDem News will know the curse of flyposting is something that only happened back in 2004.

Shoppers were confounded by what appeared to be numerous posters advertising some sort of night or event. We spoke to one confused Somerfield customer who told us “It just doesn’t make any sense. Cllr Mullaney told me that there are no flyposters in Moseley anymore but it looks like a flyposter. It’s got a date and a venue and a price and well if it isn’t a flyposter then what the hell is it?”

A LibDem spokesperson told us over the weekend “There has clearly been some sort of confusion. There are no flyposters and we would like the names and addresses of anyone who thinks there is because they clearly need a little bit of a chat about the new Moseley. You people don’t you see what we’ve done for you?”

Residents are advised that if they see anything that looks remotely like a poster they should just walk past it and definitely shouldn’t tell anyone.

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