A baffling phenomenon has left Moseley’s leading scientist’s reeling. Every Thursday, just as dusk falls, an eerie pounding echoes though the streets of Moseley, striking fear into the hearts of residents. Many theories have been put forward as to the origin of this peculiar percussion.

Some believe that there is an ancient tribe of native people, living under the streets of Moseley, who have been there maybe thousands of years. Are these the sounds of ancient people conducting strange rituals ? Others believe it is the sound of the local Satanists practicing the black arts of human sacrifice, possibly in the local Police station on Woodbridge Road.

While this unnatural event unfolds with un-nerving regularity, it appears to be doing no-one any harm. However, as one resident pointed out “I wish they’d shut up. I can’t hear the news unless I have my telly on really loud, and I can’t open my windows in the summer ‘cos the noise does my head in. What the hell do they think they’re playing at ?”

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