fleaIt’s a thing of wonder that only two short years ago none of us had a clue what  street food was. Now you wouldn’t think twice about spending a fiver on an artisan sausage covered in Dijon Ketchup. What has confounded experts is why Moseley hasn’t embraced the concept of street food in the same way that Kings Heath has. After all the people of Moseley are 17% more sophisticated than people in Kings Heath and are known to never pass up the opportunity to pay through the nose for any old shit if it has an olive on top of it.

 

Over the last few months many of you will have visited the Flying Flea market. It’s tried to bring us the best of a vintage market with a variety of Birmingham’s street food vendors. Whilst the Flying Flea has battled some pretty dire weather over the last few months it seems that we’ve all missed the chance to see it blossom into a Moseley event. The Flying Flea has been subject to a hostile take over and will now be replaced by the Flying Teapot; this is the brainchild of business legend Councillor Martin Mullaney who has radically overhauled the business model so in future he will bring us the best of a vintage market with a variety of Birmingham’s street food vendors.

 

Councillor Martin Mullaney told us* “The way they were doing it before was all wrong, people don’t want to go to a market that sells fleas. Fleas are harbingers of plague, no people want to drink tea, from a teapot, a flying teapot. I’ve turned around multi million pound corporations and I can tell you their business plan was all wrong. They were focussing on building sustainable mutually beneficial relationships with traders and the wider community. Now, that’s not going to put food on my table is it? No, my new market is all about cold hard cash, which I’m going to use to buy things.”

 

We look forward to our new street food and vintage market with some excitement.

 

*He obviously didn’t talk to us. A note for Councillor Martin Mullaney’s legal representatives, we  have moved since we last engaged in correspondence, you will no doubt find our address in the normal manner.

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