There is literally nothing that Moseley likes more than a local election. Actually there is nothing that Moseley likes more than a decent planning application but second to that it has to be a local election. Election 2014 will see Cllr Ernie Hendricks (LibDem) facing a tough fight if he is going to continue his rule over us, and it looks like he’s prepared to face down the opposition in a bizarre fashion.
Taking to the much read Moseley & Kings Heath FOCUS Cllr Hendricks set out his bold claim that nothing within the field of human endeavour can contain him, he told readers “Many of you know the lengths I go to in order to help the people of Moseley, my compassion is a matter of record. What people need to better understand is that I have the guile of the fox and the strength of ten thousand men. That’s why I issue this challenge to the Moseley & Kings Heath Labour party, bring forth your best engineers and construct a prison, use your best materials and see that holding me is as futile as catching the wind in your hand.
I shall burst out of your prison on election day and prove to the people of Moseley that a vote for me is a vote for action and not mere words.”
Having risen to the challenge Cllrs Tricket and Straker-Welds are busily constructing an elaborate stockade opposite the Meteor Ford site. Cllr Tricket told us “Personally I welcome this opportunity to yet again point out the flaws in these outrageous Lib Dem claims. Only this weekend I was watching the amazing return to the big screen of Stallone and Schwarzenegger in Escape Plan. There is now literally nothing we don’t know about incarceration. Nobody should underestimate Cllr Straker-Welds carpentry skills and we’re fully confident that there will be no escape from this crushing electoral defeat.”
Elections will take place later this year, probably May, or they might have moved this year, who knows? Cllr Ernie Hendricks is a great fan of the late David Blaine.