Local residents gasped with delight earlier today when Moseley police unveiled their latest weapon against crime. A seven foot tall mechanised warrior. A representative of the Police said “Crime is spiraling out of control in this area, what with people begging outside Kwik Save and the like.” Some residents may doubt the wisdom of solving the local homeless problem with three tons of solid steel, but at the end of the day it is the only language they understand. In a drive to support community initiatives the police believe they can make the streets safe through a widespread policy of search and destroy.
