Posted in Story on Feb 24th, 2009
Moseley will be unavailable from 01:00 hours (GMT) until approximately 07:00 hours (GMT) on 27th February. This unexpected outage is to allow engineers to apply an unscheduled patch. Certain exploits have been noted in Moseley society in the last few weeks that have led to unsatisfactory performance. Many of you will have noticed the unstable [...]
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Posted in Story on Feb 20th, 2009
The news that the popular Digbeth pub, the Rainbow could be forced to shut its doors forever was greeted yesterday with typical liberal hand-wringing. Whilst most people think the closure results form the parochial actions of a sonically challenged buffoon, our investigations have proved otherwise. It has long been known that the ascendancy of Digbeth [...]
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Posted in Story on Feb 10th, 2009
It appears that chuffed with his recent success in abolishing punctuation, Cllr Martin Mullaney ™ is now seeking to remove the word sorry from the English language. The normally publicity shy representative has been presented an opportunity by the High Court to apologise to one of his constituents that he had treated in a “high handed and one [...]
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Posted in Story on Feb 8th, 2009
In 1976 Phil Lynott told us “Tonight there’s gonna be jailbreak”. Little did residents of Moseley know that only 33 years later this prophecy would come all too shockingly true. Although details of Thursday’s daring prisoner escape are still a little bit patchy it would appear that hardened criminals decided to release themselves in downtown Moseley. [...]
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Posted in Story on Feb 4th, 2009
The recent announcement by Jibbering Records that they are once and for all going to close their doors has heralded the end of an era. Over the last god knows how many years the Jibbering has managed to confound Moseley residents with an array of music we’ve never heard of and South American hats. This innovative use [...]
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