Twist and Shout

An unseemly row seems to have broken out between the residents of Kings Heath, Moseley and Balsall Heath as a result of the recent opening of the “Corridor of Death” (please note nobody actually died). Residents of the various areas are up in arms...

Baby Boom

The Weather Girls might well have thought that it was Raining Men but according to local gynaecologists it looks like Moseley is set for a bit of a Baby Shower. The recent record escalation in Moseley pregnancies has lead some quarters to call for drastic action....

Lights, Camera, Action

There was dancing in the streets when the Moseley Ward Committee announced it was going to allocate vast amounts of its considerable funds to providing us with an integrated CCTV system. On hearing the news some residents stated that even before the cameras have been...

That’s Ent-ertainment

To the sane and well balanced residents of Moseley it might sound like the stuff of fantasy but the great and good are actually intending to build a twenty five foot tall stainless steel representation of a talking tree. Moseley’s relationship with literary...

Mullaney’s Quest

Councillor Martin Mullaney took justice to the streets this week, lending new energy to the greatest threat to public order since the time when there was a bit of a fight on the village green. In a bold, unprecedented and quite, quite bizarre move, Councillor Mullaney...