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Simon Say’s

I’m back. Did you miss me? No? I didn’t think so. If it’s any consolation I haven’t missed you either. But now that Big Brother’s finished, I’ve got nothing to talk about with people anymore. Nothing to distract my mind from those odd feelings. So they begin to rise. They bubble up from my deepest [...]

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Simon Say’s

It could be concluded from some of the previous Simon’s that I am an abrupt fascist, who bases hate filled judgements on empty stereotypes, showering fat strands of contempt on anyone and anything that rears it’s head at the wrong moment, whilst contributing nothing of any lasting worth. This is true. I am filling a [...]

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Simon Say’s

Sorry about the extended absence. You can consider it a sabbatical, as I’ve been absorbed in my new work. A column for Eye on Kings Heath. Understandably as readers of Eye On Moseley, you will more than likely never have heard of Eye On Kings Heath. Those of you who have never heard of Eye [...]

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Simon Say’s

(I have had a glimpse of the future…) Robbie Williams, secretly amazed that he seems to be able to do anything he wants AND still get paid a fortune decides to put the general public to test. He sets about recording an album called “Inside Me”. He has a number of microphones implanted on and [...]

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Simon Say’s

If I spot one more fresh faced wanker with spiky hair, brand new trainers and a t-shirt (or other top) with “Cuba” or any sort of number on the front, I’m going to fucking kill them. And that applies to your top to toe denim girlfriend as well. What is wrong with people? I always [...]

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